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'ew' question of the day [Feb. 23rd, 2009|09:23 am]
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Does anyone know of anybody who has actually played a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
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[User Picture]From: bopeepsheep
2009-02-23 09:27 am (UTC)
Allegedly, yes. (Ex-boyfriend who went to very unpleasant boarding school.)
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[User Picture]From: lordofmisrule
2009-02-23 09:37 am (UTC)
I know two people, both went to posh schools.

I imagine the entire Conservative shadow cabinet has played it.
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[User Picture]From: a_pawson
2009-02-23 09:39 am (UTC)
I didn't know what that was, and having googled it.....WTF??????
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[User Picture]From: count_libido
2009-02-23 09:47 am (UTC)
would you care for some mind bleach?
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[User Picture]From: lino
2009-02-23 09:43 am (UTC)
Yep, he was a public school boy too.. Makes you wonder how Blunkett went blind doesn't it...
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[User Picture]From: oxymoronia
2009-02-23 09:49 am (UTC)
When I first heard of it years ago I thought it was impossible that anyone would agree to play that game but you've proven me wrong.

All these innocent kittens... the tragedy.
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From: theoban
2009-02-23 09:56 am (UTC)
I only play sweaty tiramisu
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[User Picture]From: twisted_times
2009-02-23 01:40 pm (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure I want to google that... ><

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[User Picture]From: lostinarden
2009-02-23 10:25 am (UTC)
I had a housemate at uni who said he did at his boys' boarding school.
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From: spiritof1976
2009-02-23 10:31 am (UTC)
I'm spotting a theme here in the response to this post.



All of a sudden, I'm glad I never went to a boarding school.
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[User Picture]From: lizzyrose89
2009-02-23 10:31 am (UTC)
Yes. My university Varsity ski trip in December had a race called "Valley Rally" where basically the more depraved your team was the more likely you were to win. The team that came second gave each other blow jobs. (This is all conducted out in the snow on the slopes.) A friend of mine told me about his friend's team playing soggy biscuit. Don't know where they came in the race....
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[User Picture]From: soomka
2009-02-23 10:53 am (UTC)
What did the team that came first do?
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[User Picture]From: optimistic7
2009-02-23 11:55 am (UTC)
Great topic for a Monday morning!!!! lol
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[User Picture]From: charlycrash
2009-02-23 12:05 pm (UTC)
I went to private school and never heard of anyone playing it.

Private school is a lot less interesting and weird than you think it is. It's basically the same except the kids are all spoilt wankers, the uniforms are stupider and - well, I'd say the tuition is better, but it's all a bit more brutal and Darwinian than normal school so if you lag behind you're just as fucked, really. There's no people wanking in coffins or wandering around in cricket whites. At least not at the one I went to.

A fact I will be proud of until my dying day is I was expelled for Bible desecration. But I think they were mostly looking for a pretext to get rid of me because I hated it there and hence barely bothered with anything and my grades sucked (q.v. the Darwinian thing). Gotta think about those league tables, after all.
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[User Picture]From: count_libido
2009-02-23 12:15 pm (UTC)
how did you desecrate the bible exactly? Did you draw jesus jizzing into the grail on a picture of the last supper?
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[User Picture]From: dan_g
2009-02-23 12:15 pm (UTC)
I was aware of the 'rumour' of it being played at my school, state secondary, of course being a state school it was said to be played with toast...

I do not however believe that it ever occured in reality.

Lets face it, anyone stupid enough to play that deserves to lose the game and eat the biscuit.

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[User Picture]From: oh_mumble
2009-02-23 12:44 pm (UTC)
I know some, and, yes, all boarding school chaps. Thankfully, us girls are far more sensible, and just got trollied in our rooms when bored.
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[User Picture]From: twisted_times
2009-02-23 01:43 pm (UTC)

"...and just got trollied in our rooms when bored."

Is that a euphamism? ;p

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[User Picture]From: x_glitterbomb_x
2009-02-23 02:04 pm (UTC)
Yes at my friend's 18th in december. My male friends also play the "don't use your right hand" and the first person who does has to pull their trousers down, shove their cock into their drinking glass and drink it in one go.
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[User Picture]From: dan_g
2009-02-23 02:56 pm (UTC)
I am assuming that they are allowed to take their cock out of their glass before drinking, because castration seems a pretty dire forfeit for a drinking game (well, outside Poland)
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[User Picture]From: adam_snake
2009-02-23 02:38 pm (UTC)
OMG!! i did not no what it was so i used google eww that is sick!!!
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[User Picture]From: sheppeyescapee
2009-02-23 02:45 pm (UTC)
Lol! Want a kleenex for your brain?
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[User Picture]From: __inbetweendays
2009-02-23 03:42 pm (UTC)
A few girls at my middle school said their dads all did it [they were friends from school] which I found incredibly creepy. That's how I first heard of it. None of them were posh either.

I did ask my boyfriend about it and was told 'You know boys don't actually all wank together? thats really weird!'
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[User Picture]From: aflaminghalo
2009-02-23 06:18 pm (UTC)
Am I the only person to have googled that and found out it was much tamer than I though it was going to be? I was ready for some really messed up shit.
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[User Picture]From: taiirei
2009-02-23 06:52 pm (UTC)
I decided to 'enlighten' my friends about it and before they knew, most of them were .... 'is that when you drop it in the tea?'.
Sadly for them... no.
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[User Picture]From: taiirei
2009-02-23 09:49 pm (UTC)
... and I just watched the scene in Skins. Love it.
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